Just.. don’t!

Do you know how you think about everything in the shower. Like, ponder the meaning of life, boundaries of universe, etc?

Well, I just finished a book about two Jewish families in WWII and was thinking about the countries and BAM – a joke:

Me: “Excuse me, is there a book about Switzerland activity in WWII?”

Librarian: “Honey, try the fairy tale section, second bookcase.”

Never. Doing. That. Again.

Off to facepalm myself and then to sleep.

Update: Got a mail from Cracked about the newest articles, since I am subscribed to them. And there goes my sleep… 


If There Are Eggs…

A wife comes to her husband, who is a programmer and says: “Could you please go to the store and buy a carton of milk. Oh, and, if there are eggs, buy ten.”

Husband goes to the store and comes back with ten cartons of milk: “There were eggs.”

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Hehe, get the joke? 🙂

Now, a quick poll:

Feel free to add your favourite villain. 🙂 I put only couple of them, since I made this in a rush. 🙂

Go and vote! Cheers!