My name is not Mr Mittens

I always thought that, if cats could speak, it would be in that Spanish accent. It has nothing to do with “Puss in Boots”. Even before that I believed Spanish accent is perfect for cats.

Think about it.

You have a cat and one day you prepare the food for it and it says: “Gracias for the food, señorita. And my name is not Mittens.”

“Then what should I call you?”


It. Would. Be. Awesome.


What I learnt, what she learnt

What my cat learnt from me:

– Panic when you are alone and always check who is at the door (even when it is not for you).

What I learned from my cat:

– ALWAYS watch people from the window. Stuff happens, you know.

Note: The habit I picked up from my cat, combined with my insomnia, about a month ago, made me see fire starting in one of the neighbour buildings at 3 am. I called the fire department and I (that’s what I hope) helped save some lives. 

Thank you, derpy cat.


Do you have a cat? Do you know someone who has a cat? Do you like them?

Well, I have four cats. One is 5 years old and I love him the most. Why? Because he is the ideal cat. He comes only to eat and sleep fr hour or two and then he’s off to new adventures (great hunter). He doesn’t need too much, but gives everything. The second is actually my mothers cat. Lazy, fat and not interested in any activity. And we have a brother and a sister that are still young and play all the time.

But, I didn’t want to tell you about them. I wanted to write about that weird behavior of cats. You know, when they behave opposite of what they really want.

1. Ever notice that, whenever you call a cat to come to you, that it doesn’t come straight to you, but instead, it has to look at something, or stop for a moment?

2. Whenever I brought something new into the house, my cats pretended not to be interested until I got out of the room. We know they are curious, so why do they do that?

3. Yesterday was cold outside and one of my cats wanted so badly inside so it jumped from the neighbor’s roof on our window hitting its head (I hope it wasn’t serious). But, when I opened the window to let the cat in, it just stood there looking at me. After half a minute, it slowly came inside. What the Hell? I know how much they want to be in warm place, so why hesitate?

4. You can pet them, but only when they want. If they are in bad mood…beware…

5. They can pull out a starring contest with you. Awesome!

The truth about them is, you are not their master. They own you, not the other way. That is why they are so interesting to me. They have that personality that no other animal has.

Oh, just one more thing – they love boxes and fortresses made out of pillows.

Just watching TV and chillin’…

Ha! You thought I won’t post today! Gotcha!

Well, I still haven’t replaced my malfunctioning keyboard so this post is going to be a quickie.

This is…err, was my cat. No it’s  not dead, it just ran away. I still see it sometimes at my neighbor’s place. Believe it or not, this cat is eleven years old. It came to this world in 1999 and just won’t die.

I took this picture of it watching tv. Well, it’s not really watching, it just woke up that moment, but it  looks like it’s watching. Anyway, have fun with this picture.