It will be the first one in 5 years that I’ll spend single, but my greatest worry is that I still haven’t updated my “about” page.
Good thing is my ex doesn’t read my blog. Although I check his regularly.
Anywhoooo… The topic will be Valentines cards and pick up lines that don’t work at all OR are socially awkward.
Valentines cards lines you can use:
– I would give you my last piece of pizza
– I would let you overwrite my save game
– I would never lose a key to your heart… (do not confuse heart with house)
– Will you be my Valentine? Me neither.
– There is no key to my heart, there is a password. Which is hidden like a coded message in 50 Shades of Grey book I give to you
Pick up lines:
– *coughs seductively*
– may I buy you a pizza?
– *makes eye contact* Girl, you are hot like Anakin Skywalker after duel with Obi Wan
– Is it hot in here or can I turn off the AC?
– *awkward silence*
I had fun making these… Wish I can say that for my creativity.