My favourite movies are usually about the end of the world.
Well, not exactly favourite, but I do like to watch them.
The movie “Knowing” (starring Nicolas Cage), also made me dream about the end of the world “brought to you by the bringer of life – Sun”.
It also made me realize how shitty that movie was. It was like internet actually made it. Seriously.
Here are all the stages of the movie (how I think the development went):
Note: there will be spoilers, but fuck it! No one will watch that movie.
1. The “Final Destination” chapter – Nicolas Cage cracks the code which says the exact locations where a disaster will occur, date, and number of victims who will die. They all die in “Final Destination” style, but Cage can’t stop it.
2. The “I’m not saying it’s aliens, but… Aliens” chapter – Seriously. Right from the beginning I realized the blond , mute people were aliens. Interestingly enough, they looked like how Nazis described “superior race”. Blonde, blue eyes, tall, etc. And they were superior compared to humans. Were they the Nazis? I bet they were the Nazis.
3.The “2012” chapter – BUM! POW! CRASH! OH NO! THE WORLD IS ENDING! (insert lots of CGI here) BUM! LET ME RUN TO MY FAMILY AND HOLD THEM WHILE THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE! (insert more CGI here)
4. The “Spore” chapter – the ecosystem of the planet known as Earth is in danger. We must transfer couple of species on another T3 type planet as soon as we can. *the job is done* “THANK YOU! YOU HAVE SAVED ANOTHER SPECIES AND ENSURED THAT OUR ALLIANCE TREATY ISN’T BROKEN.”